Friday, June 24, 2005

You know they're right

Bill O'Reilly - maybe a bit over the top, but he's fundementally correct:

Everybody got it? Dissent, fine; undermining, you're a traitor. Got it? So, all those clowns over at the liberal radio network, we could incarcerate them immediately. Will you have that done, please? Send over the FBI and just put them in chains, because they, you know, they're undermining everything and they don't care, couldn't care less.

Karl Rove:

Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.

Mr. Rove also said American armed forces overseas were in more jeopardy as a result of remarks last week by Senator Richard J. Durbin, Democrat of Illinois, who compared American mistreatment of detainees to the acts of "Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime - Pol Pot or others."

"Has there ever been a more revealing moment this year?" Mr. Rove asked. "Let me just put this in fairly simple terms: Al Jazeera now broadcasts the words of Senator Durbin to the Mideast, certainly putting our troops in greater danger. No more needs to be said about the motives of liberals."

3 Comments:

At 4:43 PM, Blogger Brian said...

Great site -- I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

Just FYI, the liberals that Rove is decrying DID vote in favor of all the actions and wars post-911. I hate to let facts get in the way of a good opinion, but otherwise, it's great fiction. Keep it up!

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Reilly is much more amusing when he's sticking vibrators up his ass.

 
At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why doesn't God smote these evil liberals down?

 

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